Aspiring Lowrider Owner T-Shirts

"All the car owners in this magazine have a nickname...Grampz...Volo...Chucky.... What's your nickname?"

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

'How am I doing?'

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"Raising free-range chickens is the easy part. The hard part is the drive to Abilene."

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"Dad, I need some help building my lowrider bike."

"So...are you still saving up to buy a 1964 Chevy Impala now that Joey has one?"

"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

A bunch of penguins look on as one penguin hang glides above them.

Once in the saddle, however, they are all reluctant to leave it.

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

This guy's wife got a second job to buy him a fresh pair of spoke rims for his 1959 Impala. Talk about true love."

"Joey ripped me off. Last week I showed him this ad for a 1964 Chevy Impala...and he went out and bought it."

"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"

'I'm ready for my first lesson - how do i start it?'

'We may need to work on your emergency stop.'

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

'It's just natures' way of telling you you're a lousy driver!'

Trike lowrider

"Baldo, why do you need a fully restored 1964 Impala? This one is $39,000!! What about this one? It's only $900."