Aspiring Lowrider Owner T-Shirts

"All the car owners in this magazine have a nickname...Grampz...Volo...Chucky.... What's your nickname?"

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

'How am I doing?'

"Dad, I need some help building my lowrider bike."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"Raising free-range chickens is the easy part. The hard part is the drive to Abilene."

A bunch of penguins look on as one penguin hang glides above them.

Once in the saddle, however, they are all reluctant to leave it.

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

'I'm ready for my first lesson - how do i start it?'

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

'We may need to work on your emergency stop.'

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

Trike lowrider

'It's just natures' way of telling you you're a lousy driver!'

"When Baldo was 11, I told him he should brush his teeth every day...because car salesmen don't sell lowriders to boys with green teeth."