Artsy Anomaly Gifts

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

A Symphony of Penguins

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

An Abacus in the form of 70s Pop group ABBA

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'It's my main decorating motif.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Sub-Zero BRAIN FREEZE

Lovers dressed as pears

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"The Sky... Was Beyond Description"

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

Mozart eating noodles.

Operation Tattoo

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

"What next?"

'And if you run out of macaroni Cheerios!!'

Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

"Well, well, well, if it isn't the Little Mermaid."

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

'She must have been a teacher.'

"Miss Edgeworth, tear down this wall."

Bill Oddie

'You don't get it? My wife and the kids don't get it, too. . . I don't even get it myself. . . That means it must be art!!'

'It always looks that way. I'm cartoonist.'

"Numerous complaints have led school officials to investigate this popular teacher for encouraging students to pursue degrees in the humanities."

Bob Dylan Nobel Prize

When artists have day jobs.

Plaster of Paris

Rodin's Block