Artsy Anomaly Gifts

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

A Symphony of Penguins

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'It's my main decorating motif.'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Sub-Zero BRAIN FREEZE

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"The Sky... Was Beyond Description"

Lovers dressed as pears

Mozart eating noodles.

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

"What next?"

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

"Well, well, well, if it isn't the Little Mermaid."

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

'She must have been a teacher.'

'You don't get it? My wife and the kids don't get it, too. . . I don't even get it myself. . . That means it must be art!!'

"Numerous complaints have led school officials to investigate this popular teacher for encouraging students to pursue degrees in the humanities."

"Miss Edgeworth, tear down this wall."

"If you're such a good artist how I come I can't buy any of your stuff on a mug?"

Plaster of Paris

Pimlico

Rodin's Block