Artistic Persona Appreciator Prints

Nick Cave

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Modern Major General

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Misunderstood artist

Jarvis Cocker

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Mr Metrosexual.

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Scarpia's Palace

Juggler and Illusionist

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Leonore from Fidelio

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Artist on the Beach

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Ariana Grande caricature

Coot on a jetty

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?