I'm here, Frank! It's birthday card time! ? ! Happy Birthday, America! (Published originally on June 29, 2003.)
Artistic Patriot Gifts
Looking for a gift that blends artistic flair with patriotic pride? Our artistic patriot collection features unique, eye-catching products that celebrate your love for your country through creative, beautifully designed prints, mugs, t-shirts, and pillows. Perfect for those who see patriotism as an art form, these items bring a touch of imaginative spirit to your home or wardrobe. Whether for a proud citizen, a patriot artist, or someone who finds inspiration in national symbols, our range offers heartfelt and witty ways to showcase your patriotism.
"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"
"This is the most important election of our lifetime."
"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."
At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck
"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."
"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"
"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."
Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.
Human Rights and the USA
Veterans Day US
Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!
The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.
Tilted painting
Lady Liberty's Self-Care
The Right to Protest
'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'
"I never let me bookkeepers forget, I'm a patriot first."
Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.
John Ruskin
Joe Biden
Stars and Stripes bleeding out
"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"
'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'
'I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, but in order for Act 3 to go on we'll need an additional $17,000!'
Rule Britannia!
"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."
Baldo changes the family flag from a lowrider to an American flag for memorial day.
George Washington
'...and I keep hearing, THERE IT GOES AGAIN!!...'God Save the Queen'....'
Statue of Liberty - with teddy
"And now baritone Robert Winkley will sing, with no apparent effort, 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"
A soldier salutes to a flag cheese marker
Hong Kong Democracy
"Our flag means debt."
Artistic Patriot Gifts Collection
Artistic Patriot Mugs
Explore our range of patriotic mugs that celebrate your love of country with artistic flair—perfect for starting your mornings with a patriotic touch.
Artistic Patriot Pillows
Check out our patriotic pillows featuring artistic designs that add both comfort and a creative patriotic vibe to your living space.
Artistic Patriot Prints
Visit our collection of artistic patriot prints and transform your walls into a celebration of national pride and creative expression.
Artistic Patriot T-Shirts
Discover our creative patriotic t-shirts, blending art and national pride—ideal for wearing your patriotism with style and humor.