Artistic Patriot T-Shirts

I'm here, Frank! It's birthday card time! ? ! Happy Birthday, America! (Published originally on June 29, 2003.)

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Human Rights and the USA

Veterans Day US

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Tilted painting

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

The Right to Protest

'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'

"I never let me bookkeepers forget, I'm a patriot first."

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

John Ruskin

Joe Biden

Stars and Stripes bleeding out

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

'I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, but in order for Act 3 to go on we'll need an additional $17,000!'

Rule Britannia!

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

Baldo changes the family flag from a lowrider to an American flag for memorial day.

George Washington

'...and I keep hearing, THERE IT GOES AGAIN!!...'God Save the Queen'....'

Statue of Liberty - with teddy

"And now baritone Robert Winkley will sing, with no apparent effort, 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

A soldier salutes to a flag cheese marker

Hong Kong Democracy

"Our flag means debt."