Theatrical Patriot T-Shirts

French flag jumper

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Tut and Carmen.

Military Medals

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

UNFADED GLORY

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

Veterans Day '20

'Look...a fresh one!'

Television guests' essentials in November.

If you don't give me a free hot chocolate, you're probably not a patriot. #$%* Fox News.

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye.

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

'6 One-Act Plays By 6 World Leaders'

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

Barack Obama

America's New Dawn

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

Joe Lieberman rehearses the Filibuster dance.

The Eureka Stockade

'Hey! Who got barbecue sauce all over the declaration?'

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

"Make America calm again"

Always Remember Their Sacrifice. . .

"Papi, why do we celebrate Memorial Day?"

"And now baritone Robert Winkley will sing, with no apparent effort, 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

Iraq Exit.

The Winds of War

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."