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Mimi's final scene

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

Woman crying with happiness.

'Guess what? I won again.'

'I wish I was creative'

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

One!

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

"It will scare away our competitors."

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

'But before we move on, allow me to belabor the point even further...'

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

Executive with desk-boxes 'get rich' and 'get even'.

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

Sparkler

Eagle parenting.

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'