Historical Milestone T-Shirts

"Most of the time, war...it makes no sense. A lot of times, we'd hear artillery whistling over our heads. But really, you can't move. You just wait...and wait...until it hits...and hope it isn't hitting you."

"Good game."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Pearly King and Queen

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

Mimi's final scene

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

DACA

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

'Oh Darling, I'm so proud! I wish I could give you a big hug!'

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

Coffee love

"Romance"

"Legs up to here!"

'They're young hares, so it's OK for them to be a bit crazy in March, but thankfully, we've grown out of that!'

Our founder and Our founders lawyer.

'We fed your application in, and the computer started leaking slime.'

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

"As long as we're renewing our vows anyway, I've come up with a few new ones."

"he's out of the woods and resting comfortably in a sunlit glade."

"Reverend your sermon was divine, naturally."

"The disciples are gonna be totally freaked."

'It's silly to jump at the first man who comes along.'

"They grow so fast. He can already scan a bar code."

"You say you 'love' this wine after one sip. It took you six months of dating before you said the same to me."