Historical Milestone Prints

"Most of the time, war...it makes no sense. A lot of times, we'd hear artillery whistling over our heads. But really, you can't move. You just wait...and wait...until it hits...and hope it isn't hitting you."

"Good game."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Pearly King and Queen

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

Mimi's final scene

Ogden Nash: 'Middle age is when you've met so many people, that every new person reminds you of someone else.'

"It makes you look old."

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

DACA

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

'Oh Darling, I'm so proud! I wish I could give you a big hug!'

Coffee love

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

You're only young once but apparently there's no limit on childish. (Published originally on January 15, 2008.)

'They're young hares, so it's OK for them to be a bit crazy in March, but thankfully, we've grown out of that!'

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

"Romance"

"Legs up to here!"

Our founder and Our founders lawyer.

'We fed your application in, and the computer started leaking slime.'

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

"As long as we're renewing our vows anyway, I've come up with a few new ones."

"he's out of the woods and resting comfortably in a sunlit glade."

"Reverend your sermon was divine, naturally."

"My dating life has come down to choosing between bad breath and bad credit."

"They grow so fast. He can already scan a bar code."

"You say you 'love' this wine after one sip. It took you six months of dating before you said the same to me."