Artistic Inclination T-Shirts

Father & Son Bulls

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Masquerade

Lord Byron

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

"Balloon animals $5.00"

Fat fairy

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

RBG, RGB, CMYK

The Masters.

We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience!

Jack and the Snowman.

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

"Thank God you're here. Walter has been Barry Manilowing us to death."

'Looking for a muse, love?'

The Critic...

Peter Gabriel

Masterpiece?

Why are you shaking, Al. It's just the end of August. I'm not shaking � I'm having tech problems with my motion lines.

"Now that's art!"

Jean Cocteau

Ginspiration!

'I am afraid, sir, that in the current economic climate, a picture is now only worth 500 words.'

"I didn't even realise Mondrian ever had a triangular period!"

'What the hell is this the age of?'

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

"If I were writing fulltime, I'd have three unpublished novels by now."

"Now who's being judgy?"

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"

"How can I become a successful artist if you make me stay within the lines?"