Artistic Pursuits T-Shirts

"I'm working on a children's book."

Apples for sale

Paul Ree

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

The Origami Society...

Agility God

Think Tank

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

Imagine

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Assertiveness

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

Lost and Profound.

Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the Internet had never been invented."

Brains

Philosophers On Strike

Rudolf Carnap

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

Portrait of Sigmund Freud

John Banville

Child placing crayon drawing over TV screen

John von Neumann, after completing his book. 'Theory of Self-Replicating Automata'.

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'

Conspiracy theories

"The beanbag chair, … do we take it out of the furniture budget or the art budget?"

"Fess up, Peterson. We know you're on the juice."