Artistic Health Nut Gifts

'The ailing matisse tries cutting out meat and diary products'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'My feet are killing me.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Like death by salad.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

How about going easy on the carbs

Advocado

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

All Natural Nothing

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Bubble gum leaves

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"Steamed vegetables."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

At the market

Botany Baby!