Artistic Frustration Navigator T-Shirts

Meet Santa. I've been working for weeks on the list of presents I want. I've got my Christmas present list and an invitation for Santa to attend my birthday party next year -- I know it's a long shot but I figured it couldn’t hurt to try. He just wants to know if you've been naughty or nice ... You didn't have to bring your whole resume. "Naughty or nice"? Does he mean your private life or your public persona? Yeah, it's all so confusing! Is sharing music files naughty or nice?

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."

Broken since March

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"My mouse is running from me. Apparently, he's tired of me slamming him down when I get frustrated with my computer. I even apologised."

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

Music Quiz

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

A military officer daydreams

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

Road signs.

Angry tennis player.

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

'I can't afford those prices so would you call me when France goes broke and devalues its currency?'

"We were already in this room—I remember that hideous Renoir."

Washington Crossing the Delaware

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"The exposed brick wall is the perfect place to bang your head after a long day at the office."

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

Worry about everything that might happen/Me/Be ready for nothing that does happen.

"Are you still waiting for that site to load?"

'I am so very frustrated! It's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

'Your best bet would be to go right up Madison Ave., and turn at this corner on to 89th St.'

"I'm not swimming upstream! There are bears there, but even worse, there's no Wi-Fi or phone signal."

Caged Fury

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

'Typical!'

"iTunes never remembers my username and password. Such a power move."

"I put my best ideas on the internet and all I got was this print-on-demand shirt."

'Hello, how can I offend you?'

'If you want to pay your bill, press one. If you want to discuss your bill, press two. If you're frustrated because you can't just talk to a living, breathing, human being, press three.'

Road work ahead