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Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Broken since March

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

Self Checkout

"Boxing day is so boring."

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

Angry tennis player.

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

Road signs.

New Listings From Frustration House.

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

"May I focus my customer frustration on you with the understanding you're powerless and it's nothing personal?"

Worry about everything that might happen/Me/Be ready for nothing that does happen.

"Have you tried doing the thing you just told me you tried?"

'What's this bank charge of £35?'

'I am so very frustrated! It's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

'Wow, I really feel better already!'

Throwing office equipment out of the window.

Tourette's!!

Meet Santa. I've been working for weeks on the list of presents I want. I've got my Christmas present list and an invitation for Santa to attend my birthday party next year -- I know it's a long shot but I figured it couldn’t hurt to try. He just wants to know if you've been naughty or nice ... You didn't have to bring your whole resume. "Naughty or nice"? Does he mean your private life or your public persona? Yeah, it's all so confusing! Is sharing music files naughty or nice?

Man can't open the plastic packaging of his plastic cutter.

'Hello, how can I offend you?'