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Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

Broken since March

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Self Checkout

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

Angry tennis player.

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

"Boxing day is so boring."

Road signs.

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

New Listings From Frustration House.

"May I focus my customer frustration on you with the understanding you're powerless and it's nothing personal?"

Worry about everything that might happen/Me/Be ready for nothing that does happen.

"Have you tried doing the thing you just told me you tried?"

'I am so very frustrated! It's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

'What's this bank charge of £35?'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

'Wow, I really feel better already!'

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

Tourette's!!

Throwing office equipment out of the window.

Man can't open the plastic packaging of his plastic cutter.

'Welcome to the Customer Disservice line.'

'Hello, how can I offend you?'