Artistic Frustration Navigator Mugs

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."

Broken since March

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"My mouse is running from me. Apparently, he's tired of me slamming him down when I get frustrated with my computer. I even apologised."

Music Quiz

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

A military officer daydreams

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

Washington Crossing the Delaware

"We were already in this room—I remember that hideous Renoir."

Road signs.

'I can't afford those prices so would you call me when France goes broke and devalues its currency?'

Angry tennis player.

New Listings From Frustration House.

"The exposed brick wall is the perfect place to bang your head after a long day at the office."

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

Worry about everything that might happen/Me/Be ready for nothing that does happen.

"Are you still waiting for that site to load?"

'I am so very frustrated! It's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

'Your best bet would be to go right up Madison Ave., and turn at this corner on to 89th St.'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

"I'm not swimming upstream! There are bears there, but even worse, there's no Wi-Fi or phone signal."

"I put my best ideas on the internet and all I got was this print-on-demand shirt."

"iTunes never remembers my username and password. Such a power move."

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

'Typical!'

Caged Fury

'Hello, how can I offend you?'

'If you want to pay your bill, press one. If you want to discuss your bill, press two. If you're frustrated because you can't just talk to a living, breathing, human being, press three.'

Road work ahead

"You can hold for an assistant, or you can go online and chat with our robot until it tells you to hold for an assistant."