Artistic Alphabets Pillows

Punch Initials - P

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

'A is for Arse.'

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'I did it all from memory.'

How a poet works

'It's my main decorating motif.'

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

"It's Chicken Mole!"

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

Mice taking lessons.

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."