Artistic Alphabets Pillows

Punch Initials - P

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

'I did it all from memory.'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

How a poet works

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

'It's my main decorating motif.'

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

"It's Chicken Mole!"

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Letterman Show: 'He's always been at my side...the one consonant in my life...'

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

Mice taking lessons.

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'