Alphabets Pillows

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

"The quick brown dog jumps over the lazy fox."

El Emeno Peas

"It's the start of something, but I'm not sure what."

Punch Initials - T

Punch Initials - O

'Just because!'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"I'm still pre-literate."

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'I did it all from memory.'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

Mice taking lessons.

'Even my friends have noticed it! They see you out with other letters! But they never see me, unless you're there too! I just need a little space.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Alphabetical Disorder

'Why are 'N' and 'O' always together?'