Artificial Snow Adventurer Gifts

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

Skiing.

"Tommy!"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Skiing

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Igloo for birds.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

The lonely figure

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"It's perfectly normal, and no, I don’t think you’ve put on weight."

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

Milkjet Skiing

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Fetching some fuel.

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

Running out of Gas.

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

Sleigh Ride

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

Staying Warm.

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.