Artificial Snow Adventurer Gifts

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

Skiing.

"Tommy!"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Skiing

Sisyphus visits Stowe

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Igloo for birds.

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

The lonely figure

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Fetching some fuel.

"It's perfectly normal, and no, I don’t think you’ve put on weight."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

Milkjet Skiing

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

Running out of Gas.

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

Tight Rope Ski Lift

Staying Warm.

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

Sleigh Ride