Artificial Ingredient Enthusiast Gifts

'No, not 25 years - we've just added our 25th artificial ingredient.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Motivation to work

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

I think therefore I am.

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

Baby Potty Training Robot

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"I have no feelings about having no feelings."