Articulate Introvert Pillows

A man wearing a fragile, porcelain mask

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

She required plenty of personal space.

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'Mind if I join you?'

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Big Talk/Small Talk.

Introverted Chair

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I've replaced all the workers with machines, but now I crave human interaction!"

"How much longer with this social distancing thing?"

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."