Arthuriana T-Shirts

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Lady of the bath...

"The knights of the round accent table"

Swiss army knife

Knights of the bedside table.

'I'd like a round table!'

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

Knights of the Square Table.

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

Pizza at the Round Table

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

Knights of the Round Whatever

"The road ahead is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

'The sword in the stone was just a warm-up - now you must remove this remote control ...'

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

"Whoa, Galahad-you've got a bad case of knight face."

Illustration for 'A Legend of Camelot', scene 2.

"What a midfield wizard!"

Lady of the Remote

Sir Cowalot.

Camelot Arms Fair

'Forget about the Holy Grail for now - I want you to look for weapons of mass destruction.'

Lady of the Lake/Sharks

The Lady of the Lake 2001

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.

"I thought this would be easier than a drawn-out political campaign."