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Excalibone

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Lady of the bath...

Swiss army knife

"The knights of the round accent table"

Knights of the bedside table.

'I'd like a round table!'

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

Knights of the Square Table.

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

Knights of the Round Whatever

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

Pizza at the Round Table

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

"The road ahead is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

'The sword in the stone was just a warm-up - now you must remove this remote control ...'

"They're my Knights of the Round Table! - Stop calling them my focus group!"

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

"Whoa, Galahad-you've got a bad case of knight face."

Lady of the Remote

"What a midfield wizard!"

Illustration for 'A Legend of Camelot', scene 2.

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

Sir Cowalot.

Camelot Arms Fair

"I thought this would be easier than a drawn-out political campaign."

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.