Arthurian Adventurer Gifts

A king watches a hand with spoon rising from a bowl of soup

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Lady of the bath...

Swiss army knife

"The knights of the round accent table"

You had me at vintage.

Knights of the bedside table.

'I'd like a round table!'

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

Knights of the Square Table.

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

Knights of the Round Whatever

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

"They're my Knights of the Round Table! - Stop calling them my focus group!"

'The sword in the stone was just a warm-up - now you must remove this remote control ...'

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

Museum of Legend. 6th Century. King Arthur. I wonder which one of King Arthur's knights invented the round table? Sir Cumference.

"What a midfield wizard!"

Lady of the Remote

Illustration for 'A Legend of Camelot', scene 2.

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

"Whoa, Galahad-you've got a bad case of knight face."

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

Sir Cowalot.

Camelot Arms Fair

Emigrating to Oz.

The Lady Of The Leek.