Arthurian Adventurer Pillows

A king watches a hand with spoon rising from a bowl of soup

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Lady of the bath...

"The knights of the round accent table"

Swiss army knife

Knights of the bedside table.

You had me at vintage.

'I'd like a round table!'

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

Knights of the Square Table.

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

Knights of the Round Whatever

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

"They're my Knights of the Round Table! - Stop calling them my focus group!"

'The sword in the stone was just a warm-up - now you must remove this remote control ...'

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

"What a midfield wizard!"

Lady of the Remote

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

Illustration for 'A Legend of Camelot', scene 2.

"Whoa, Galahad-you've got a bad case of knight face."

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

Camelot Arms Fair

Sir Cowalot.

Emigrating to Oz.

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."