Artful Weathergazer Gifts

Surreal Weather

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Painting clouds

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Good News about winter

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Sunbathing in Autumn

A sure sign of rain

Captain steering house through flood.

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Office Weather

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

Mother nature takes her course.

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

Incorrect weather forecasts.

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

"Wow, you look sexy today."

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'

Hurricane damage to trees

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

Welcome to Scotland...

NEWS WEATHER SPORTS

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"