Artful Ager T-Shirts

Before and after pictures of Dorian Gray in cosmetic surgery.

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

'It's my main decorating motif.'

'I'm fighting ageing.'

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'Picasso'

'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

Jack and the Snowman.

I'm Aging Gracefully...so SHUT UP!!!

'You're perfectly fit and healthy...but at your age...seriously, what's the point?'

"You're this age and never had surgery? Aren't you curious?"

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Operation Tattoo

"And yet, I too am a still life."

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'She's determined to grow old gracefully.'

Home for Seniors.

Painting Music

Edward Colston

Antiques

'You should've expected this when you told them to draw pictures of vanishing breeds.'

Primavera (Spring)

'Sex is good!'

'You don't see many of those drawings made with one continuous line much anymore.'

"I is no longer sure I is an egg."

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

If you keep sitting on your paintings, you're going to become an impressionist!