Artful Ager Pillows

Before and after pictures of Dorian Gray in cosmetic surgery.

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

'It's my main decorating motif.'

'I'm fighting ageing.'

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'Picasso'

'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'

Jack and the Snowman.

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

I'm Aging Gracefully...so SHUT UP!!!

'You're perfectly fit and healthy...but at your age...seriously, what's the point?'

"You're this age and never had surgery? Aren't you curious?"

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"And yet, I too am a still life."

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

'She's determined to grow old gracefully.'

Painting Music

Primavera (Spring)

Edward Colston

Antiques

'You should've expected this when you told them to draw pictures of vanishing breeds.'

'Sex is good!'

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

Bob's Tattwo Parlor

'Look as an artist, you're awful but if we tell no one, we'll make a fortune.'