Graceful Ager Pillows

'She's determined to grow old gracefully.'

'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'

I'm Aging Gracefully...so SHUT UP!!!

"You can grow old gracefully. I'm fighting it every inch of the way!"

"Grow old gracefully but don't be a jerk about it."

'Al was competitive to the end!'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Treble

The Aging of Underwear

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

Sleeping Beauty's Wedding

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

Young child saying grace

Ballerina

'Sex is good!'

Art and Sport: Ballerina playing basketball.

Arabesque ballet dancer.

"I have a date with Gregorio. We're going dancing. I like doing things...that make me feel younger!"

'I'd like to buy a frame that adds youth to a portrait.'

'The last time he jogged past the cemetery, the gravediggers tried to bury him'

"Wrinkles are the roadmap of a well lived life." "I think I've just found the M25."

birthday meets reality

Dancing Person

Fifth Position

'When do you think we'll be old enough for adult diapers?'

"Tireless worker? Well, when I was young, yes, but not anymore I can tell you..."

"You sure are getting old and fat."

"Anyone else for a prostate test?"

Occupational Hazards

Ballet Shoes