Art World Disruptor T-Shirts

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

"You've once said about your work, 'Meow, meow-meow, meeeow.' What did you mean by that?"

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"So, Martin, how long has it been since you last felt the urge to 'upskirt'?"

'I'm really a painter and decorator - I only do this to pay the bills.'

"Bloody Graffiti."

" 'Perceptual and kinetic art have an intertwined development that cannot be totally disentangled; nevertheless perceptual, optical, or "virtual" movement—which always exists in tension with factual immobility—is an experience of a different order.' "

"And now, moving along to our right, we have Hilda Schumacher, of Zelton Falls, Pennsylvania. Ms. Schumacher has been painting clowns on velvet for over fifteen years, and we find her work a fine example of this genre."

"No thanks, we're going to create some alternative options over here. Want to join?"

Greta's Scream (after Munch)

"That reminds me, I must buy a new shredder."

Stopping Coronavirus

Arcade

Sculptor's dedication to critics.

"This painting should be removed! It's way too saucy!"

Russian Democra-sea.

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

"Are we going to let this cartoonist continue to foul our environment by being so careless with his ink?"

"Look! It came pre-defaced by the artist."

"It goes so much faster with this."

Artistic Licence

Socialism, an irrevocable part of Cuban constitution?

President Zelensky fights a Russian dragon.

Trump the Banana Republican.

Trump

Man carving himself out of stone

A Uber world