Art Trivia Lover Gifts

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

The Artist

The DaVinci Code

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

A caveman paints from life

Venus

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Use your imagination.

"Well....I could've done this!"

Where Indian ink came from.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Baroque Peacock

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Klimt Kiss Phones

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Mr. Punch in Venice

The Origami Society...

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

They were mysteriously drawn together

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"He gets easily abstracted."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."