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"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'I'm not sure if I'm qualified to be sniffy about this one.'

Larry's used art

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

Children's artwork exhibition.

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Baroque Peacock

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Candle Portraits.

The Selfie

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"The overthinker"

Wagging Dog

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Giant white horse.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Cats at private view

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Children's Art Show.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."