Art Theory Enthusiast Prints

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'I'm not sure if I'm qualified to be sniffy about this one.'

Larry's used art

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Alien David statue

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

Children's artwork exhibition.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Baroque Peacock

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"The overthinker"

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

The Selfie

Wagging Dog

Candle Portraits.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Cats at private view

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Giant white horse.

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Children's Art Show.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."