Art Theatre T-Shirts

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Shepherd and eurydice

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

The Art Student.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Bond James, Bond."

They hated me.

Larry's used art

You're my Mona Lisa.

"Just be yourself."

Copycats

Showbiz Awards

At the Museum

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'C'mon get it straight.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Madonna of the Pukes.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

International Women's Day

Benedict Cumberbatch

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

The Artist

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"