Art Teacher T-Shirts

Salvador Dali - Memorial Park

"So, if I'm the only art teacher, does that mean I'm head of the department?"

The Museum of Swine Art.

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"Very creative, but is it something your mother would want to share on social media?"

Pablo Picasso: Before Puberty...After Puberty.

Young Picasso In Woodshop

The Climax - J'ai baise ta Bouche

"I should warn you I'm an expressionist painter..."

Picasso Jigsaw: There may be more than one solution.

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

'It's good - You've captured her shade of blue perfectly!'

A bunch of human artists are painting a skull which is sitting on a stool, while a nearby tree is painting the stool.

'Picasso's Blue Period begins.'

Cave drawings.

Og invents the colorwheel

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

Picasso's learning years.

'Apparently all my creative juices have seeped into the left side of my brain.'

Jackson Pollock as a child

"I know it was you because you signed your work!"

'If you truly supported the Arts, you'd buy more refrigerator magnets.'

'All those classes for the boy and still no improvement,,,'

"And if you'd like your artwork displayed please include a brief bio."

Cave Painter

Early art critic

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

Jackson Pollock's Birthday.

Art Forms.

'We have yellow ochre, but no mediocre. Maybe you misunderstood the teacher.'

Art Museum field trip.

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

'I have to disagree. I think the artist is laughing with us.'

'You could do that.' I did