Art Teacher Prints

"So, if I'm the only art teacher, does that mean I'm head of the department?"

The Museum of Swine Art.

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"Very creative, but is it something your mother would want to share on social media?"

Pablo Picasso: Before Puberty...After Puberty.

Young Picasso In Woodshop

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

A bunch of human artists are painting a skull which is sitting on a stool, while a nearby tree is painting the stool.

'It's good - You've captured her shade of blue perfectly!'

"I should warn you I'm an expressionist painter..."

The Climax - J'ai baise ta Bouche

Picasso Jigsaw: There may be more than one solution.

'Apparently all my creative juices have seeped into the left side of my brain.'

Jackson Pollock as a child

Picasso's learning years.

'If you truly supported the Arts, you'd buy more refrigerator magnets.'

"I know it was you because you signed your work!"

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

Cave drawings.

'Picasso's Blue Period begins.'

Early art critic

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Cave Painter

"And if you'd like your artwork displayed please include a brief bio."

'All those classes for the boy and still no improvement,,,'

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

'We have yellow ochre, but no mediocre. Maybe you misunderstood the teacher.'

'Someone will have to row.'

Art Museum field trip.

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Art Forms.

'I have to disagree. I think the artist is laughing with us.'

"I don't care how many likes you got for it on Facebook it's still a D minus!"