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"The painting never changes. It's a frame-of-the-month."

Larry's used art

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Alien David statue

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Children's artwork exhibition.

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Candle Portraits.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Wagging Dog

The Selfie

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"The overthinker"

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Giant white horse.

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Cats at private view

Children's Art Show.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.