Art Subscription Skeptic Mugs

"The painting never changes. It's a frame-of-the-month."

Larry's used art

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

Children's artwork exhibition.

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Candle Portraits.

The Selfie

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"The overthinker"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Wagging Dog

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Children's Art Show.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Cats at private view

Giant white horse.

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"...and this is one of us on the beach."