Art Studio Regular Gifts

"If Basquiat painted it, you wouldn't say the naïveté seems forced."

Skeleton Model.

The Art Student.

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

The Artist

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Projectile painting.'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Just call me Picasso!

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

German School

Vincent Van Og.

"Move, Gary."

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Art Plagiarism

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

Cubism Model

Modern Portrait Gallery

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Studio in December

Instant art

'Picasso'