Art Of Absurdity Fan T-Shirts

"Day 1: Back in the carrier."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Tourists and their Pets.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Pastry Hat

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Glance Exchange

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"Who's next?"

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"Valet park only"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Boomerang cow.

One way only.

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"It's my helper trout!"

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

Franz Kafka

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'