Art Interpretation Adventurer Gifts

'I still don't get it.'

Guitarist

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Culture Saturday

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Face painting by numbers.

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Kid doing cave paintings

The Rise of Modern Art

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

The stages of gentrification: a guide

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Man Lifting Heavy Block

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"Gesundheit."

'What's on the other side?...'

Farmer's Market.

Maria Sibylla Merian

Mammoth Posing

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"No Arts or Music, no salt in the food and now this. It feels almost like they don't want us to show up anymore."