Art Dilemma Debater Gifts

I could do THAT Art

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"What are they saying this week? Are coffee, chocolate, and wine good or bad for us?"

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"It's PENCILvania!!!"

"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

'I may not be able to smack you, but it won't stop the 'Bogie Man' coming to get you if you are naughty !'

"Well, I'm offended!"

"I don't know much about art, but I do know s**t when I see it."

"The Court finds itself on the horns of a dilemma. On the one hand, wiretap evidence is inadmissible, and on the other hand I'm dying to hear it."

'Sure she's got a nice smile, but is it art?'

"None of this seems to be doing me any good at all!"

"It's no secret that rural broadband coverage is a scandal. Everyone knows that it's holding back development and it's a nightmare for locals."

"Ay caramba amigo, graffiti paradise!!"

'Genius?! Pah! A five-year-old could paint this.' 'Perhaps... But a five-year-old couldn't convince anyone it was great art. Therein lies the genius.'

"I've managed to restrict my predatory behavior to my job at the car title loan company."

The Electoral Trolley Problem

'I'm sorry Ms. Tinsdale. My computer got a virus and lost my homework!'

Fiscal Cliff

This is the Ask Sadie Show. You're on, caller. What's your problem? Movie critics. "Batman V Superman" was a good film. But the critics tore it apart. A lot of the criticism was petty. Like this one critic who said "Henry Cavill is the sexiest log to ever star in a movie. And Zack Snyder isn't fit to direct traffic." Hey ... I call it like I see it. Did you see it? That's beside the point.

Simplify Life/Art

'Well, somebody here called for a debate!'

"My computer is frozen."

'I have a problem. I met them at different singles vacations and I can't decide whom I like best!'

No Starlets Were Harmed

"The Cloud ate my homework ... "

"Forty-six years later and I still hadn't made it out of the naughty corner."

Avoiding Dental Expenses