Art Deco Aficionado T-Shirts

"It looks like a hit, doesn't it?"

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Madonna of the Pukes.

Cocktails on the verandah.

Paul Klee

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Cariactures

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

(Camel paintings)

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

German Expressionist Breakfast

Second hand furniture.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Mr. Right!"

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Horti-Culture

Distractions Of The Great

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Baroque Peacock

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Painting taking root...

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.