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You're in the Engineering Quad, Just Back Away Slowly and Find the Humanities Quad.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

The Jeopardy of Progress

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Young Frankenstein"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Occu-Pie Mars

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

The Art Student.

Larry's used art

You're my Mona Lisa.

2021

Copycats

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

At the Museum

'C'mon get it straight.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Big Bang Theory.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Madonna of the Pukes.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

International Women's Day

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"