Art And Math Fusion Gifts

Lemniskate

The Googler

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

Football Sculpture.

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

'Oh, Wow! You write math books? That's wonderful! Where do you get your ideas?'

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."

Synesthesia in action... "There it is - my piano concerto."

'I march to a different arithmetic.'

The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter

Accountant sings the blues

Van Gogh's glasses fall off again.

'Math is more art than science.'

A robot smelling a flower

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

"It's the cutback in funding. They say he's cheap and versatile."

'Your knee is totally messed up. But don't worry. We'll erase it, draw a new one...'

'Your test results have come in - and, as we suspected, your 'Zip-a-tone' shading film has drifted to the right.'

Well, Whatever the artist is trying to say, it doesn't compute with me!

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"I never knew the color red could be so incomprehensible."

'And for the artsy crowd, Benson, from accounting, will repeat my words through interpretive dance.'

"We can't afford both Music and Art in our curriculum. So, we compromised."

Ice skater making a sum of eight.

Confusing equations.

"Is that your interpretation of primorial, Jim?"

"Mom, we're cutting and pasting and Andrew's trying to virtually eat the paste!"