Arsonist Gifts

Dear Harry, Have Burned Your House And Carried Off Your Wife And Daughter - Frank

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

Bonfire

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

Bath Bonfire

"The dollar is falling!"

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

Organic Soldering.

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."

'Are you the one they call 'the silencer'?' 'Say no more.'

Danger do not press the big red button. Pressing the big red button may result in death. You will be dead if you press the button.

'You really do need new glasses!'

'I just can't keep up with all this modern technology.'

'Well, if you don't like the way I cook it, you shouldn't have discovered fire, should you?!'

"Your mommy, Caitlin, is a hired gun."

Burning the Scarecrow

"This is a silencerfor my dagger..."

Fire break.

"There's a mouse needs taking care of..."

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

"It's a slow hit man!"

'It's a great invention, but have you given any thought to the problem of ash disposal?'

I'm not challenging your authority. I'm rejecting it completely."

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

Blatu tries to invent the bonfire

Hitman To Do List...

'Sorry, I don't take contracts on cats, they're too difficult to bump off: They have nine lives!'

'And everything was going great until the flaming sambucca at the Guy Fawkes party!'

'Wait until the tobacco companies hear about this!'

"Spread out and see if there's anything to start a fire

As company assassin you're entitled to an office with two windows.