Arsonist Gifts

Dear Harry, Have Burned Your House And Carried Off Your Wife And Daughter - Frank

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

Bonfire

Bath Bonfire

"The dollar is falling!"

Organic Soldering.

Danger do not press the big red button. Pressing the big red button may result in death. You will be dead if you press the button.

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

'Are you the one they call 'the silencer'?' 'Say no more.'

'I just can't keep up with all this modern technology.'

'You really do need new glasses!'

'Well, if you don't like the way I cook it, you shouldn't have discovered fire, should you?!'

"Your mommy, Caitlin, is a hired gun."

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

Fire break.

Burning the Scarecrow

"There's a mouse needs taking care of..."

"It's a slow hit man!"

"This is a silencerfor my dagger..."

'It's a great invention, but have you given any thought to the problem of ash disposal?'

'Sorry, I don't take contracts on cats, they're too difficult to bump off: They have nine lives!'

I'm not challenging your authority. I'm rejecting it completely."

Blatu tries to invent the bonfire

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

Hitman To Do List...

'And everything was going great until the flaming sambucca at the Guy Fawkes party!'

As company assassin you're entitled to an office with two windows.

'Wait until the tobacco companies hear about this!'