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"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

The Anti-Agent

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

"True crime meets reality TV"

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

"When I said dig up everything on the former owners, I meant at the library."

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

Sistine murder

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

"This is not good at all!"

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

'Speak.'

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

Dateline - Caf

'This is a simple case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.'

Boss, what if I told you I forgot to lock up last night and someone totally robbed us blind? I'd say "no problem," because of your contract. My contract? It allows me to auction off your less vital internal organs to recover any damages you cause me. You really should read the fine print before you sign the papers, minion. I did. But I wrote in finer print that all fine print is null and void. Only the ruling class can use fine print, minion.

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

Raid the law offices of Michael D. Cohen

A spy peering round the corner.