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'I hate Mondays.'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."

"Pretty good day. I wasn't linked to anything incriminating."

Trilby - 'Confession

"It's a plant based solution."

"Damned if they do and damned if they don't? This is BRILLIANT work, everybody! Why didn't we think of this before?"

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

'Yes, Frank, yes. That's how my body will fall when you kill me, and your laughter will echo down the corridors...'

UN agreements.

"I tell you, he's up to no good. He spends hours on the dark web."

"Just tell us what we want to know, and you can sit in the comfortable chair."

"Psst. Can you keep a secret?"

In The Bastille

'I had a good share and tell, Ms. Gibbs, but my family made me sign a confidentiality agreement.'

"Take a long drink, son. Someday it will all be yours."

Guys in torture chamber: 'TGIF!' and 'Shaddup.'

"Did you find the captain's log?"

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

"Guilty of something. I can just tell."

"Well, well, well. Harris was the mole all along!"

'I'm a celebrity now...so get me out of here!'

'Thanks, but I don't need a lawyer. I'm going to tell the truth.'

'Tiptoe it by legal.'

"Good news, the breakout's on tonight!"

'I've always thought it was about time that lawyers replace bankers at the top table where big M&A deals were being done.'

IRS Have Your Tax Explained Here.

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