Aroma Mystic Mugs

Nostrildamus.

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Aromatherapy for Men

'By god that man stinks!'

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Pheromones.

We have to stop surprising each other.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

'I've always been so busy, I've never taken the time to stop and smell one.'

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

'I try to get this place smelling of cat and she wants it to pong of lemon.'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

'I'd like to move into aromatherapy.'

'Give me the full treatment - I just ran over a skunk!'

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

Right, like you're the first shrink to recommend aromatherapy.

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

The dashboard odormeter

I smell beer, Lance. You think that's fun? Try drinking some!

"Hey - are those scented candles???"

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

"I need a change. Normally, I just wear the faint odor of vague discomfort and unhappiness."

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

Believe me, being called, 'Eau de Toilette' is not an insult.

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

"I also like to hang a bunch in the shower to create a spa-like atmosphere."