Aroma Appreciator Mugs

'Mmm...it's got a good nose on it.'

"And what few emissions it has are scented with an intoxicating blend of verbena, bergamot and lilac."

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

A florist you say? Me, my master is a baker: he always smells nice as well...

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'Have you no common scents?!'

Aromatherapy for Men

'By god that man stinks!'

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Pheromones.

We have to stop surprising each other.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

"Scents and scentsibility"

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

"I love the smell of floral notes in the spring."

"But do your mittens smell like chocolate chip cookies?"

Nature Scents Research Department.

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

'I'm picking up unsubtle hints of coffee.'

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

The dashboard odormeter

"I need a change. Normally, I just wear the faint odor of vague discomfort and unhappiness."

"Honey, they just can't resist it."