Aroma Mystic Prints

Nostrildamus.

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Aromatherapy for Men

'By god that man stinks!'

Pheromones.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

'I've always been so busy, I've never taken the time to stop and smell one.'

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

'Give me the full treatment - I just ran over a skunk!'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

'I'd like to move into aromatherapy.'

'I try to get this place smelling of cat and she wants it to pong of lemon.'

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

The dashboard odormeter

"I also like to hang a bunch in the shower to create a spa-like atmosphere."

Believe me, being called, 'Eau de Toilette' is not an insult.

"I need a change. Normally, I just wear the faint odor of vague discomfort and unhappiness."

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

"Hey - are those scented candles???"

Aromatherapy.